BLL Pregame: The Renata Razzmatazz

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Look, it isn’t a good drink, or even a good idea, but it will most assuredly get the job done. Renata seems busy and also efficient. So, I imagine her drink to be just a glass full of gin with maybe a xanax backer. Or, if you’re feeling fancy, maybe crush it up and use it to rim the glass. Hey, I said it wasn’t a good idea. While not advisable, it seems on brand for Renata and, after last week, she deserves it. Also, there’s nothing razzy nor matazzy about this drink. Renata simply does not have time for that. She’s too busy flipping off Gordon and trying to rebuild her empire so she doesn’t need to relearn the word poor. It’s a struggle, y’all.

So, here’s what you’ll need:

Gin

Xanax

As for directions, there really aren’t any. It’s two ingredients. Figure it out.

If you want to live to drink another day, maybe try a Monterey Mint instead. Or, if you’re feeling the Razzmatazz, here’s an actual recipe crafted by someone qualified.

Okay, in honor of Renata, we’re keeping it short and to the point.

Okay, byeeeeeeee!

Smoky Lynx

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Lynx is an amateur knitter, a cinnamon enthusiasts, and is a obsessed with reality television. LeRoux is a former merkin weaver and accountant. They very recently became a published authors. We love books. We devour them. We write them. Our intention with this blog is to feature debut authors and books with a heavy focus on mysteries. There are a lot of great books out there and we hope to help you find them.

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