Veronica Mars Season 4 Episode 1 4 Pretzels Hey Marshmallows! Who’s ready to dive back into the murder filled waters of Neptune, California? Me. I am. So ready. I know that Hulu decided to drop all eight episodes at once last Saturday but, girl, it’s been six years since we got any new Veronica MarsContinue reading “Boom Goes the Dynamite!”
Book Two in the Kingkiller Chronicles was just sorta meh. I flew through the first book last year, totally wrapped up in Kvothe’s tale of being a travelling performing, losing his family and troupe to a group of magical monsters no one wants to talk about, living on the streets, and finally making his way to the magical university.
Veronica is an outcast. Her only friend is the new kid she cut down from the flagpole. Yep, the local teen aged motorcycle gang taped the new kid to a flagpole because they are super original.
Nobody actually knows where Will ‘o the Wisps came from but my favorite explanation is that they are the souls of people who have been deemed too evil to enter heaven or hell, so they’re forced to spend their afterlife haunting the earth.
Buffering the Vampire Slayer 5 Pretzels Hey Interweb Crawlers! Have you ever been totally in love with a TV show? Like, so in love with it that you never stop rewatching it and you quote it constantly and conduct spontaneous acapella performances of the musical episode so often that you emotionally scar a close friend?Continue reading “That’ll Put Marzipan in Your Pie Plate, Bingo”
Lucia is fourteen. Her father is dead. Her mother in institutionalized. She lives with an elderly aunt in a garage apartment. She’s smart, pissed, and obsessed with her dad’s Zippo.
Bonnie fired off the bat signal, y’all. The episode ended with all our gals meeting at the police station and walking in together. And that was that.
If you’re looking for a random concoction made by someone who, though not an expert, has maintained a consistent buzz for roughly seven years, try this one. It’s refreshing, delicious, easy, and does the trick.
I feel like it would be an amazing relief to know that the large shadowy entity appraising you from a distance wasn’t going to catcall you, or assault you, or monologue at you about what a great movie American Psycho is while they inch ever more uncomfortably close to you at a party.
Wynonna Earp 5 Pretzels Hey pals! I’ve been waiting to write this review for ages and lo, today is finally the day. All three seasons of Wynonna Earp are officially streaming on Netflix! What? You don’t know Wynonna Earp? It’s only one of the best and most fun genre shows on television. The basic lowdown isContinue reading “Curses, Canadians,and Cannibals!”