Okay, guys, season finale is upon us. We are waiting with bated breath to see how this season ends. Oh, I also noticed I’d forgotten to salute our girl Madeline. Look, she’s a nosy loudmouth, but I love her for it. She fiercely defends her friends and is just a doll.
So, today is all about Madeline. When I think of her, strawberry margaritas immediately come to mind. But I don’t like strawberry margaritas, so I’m going to make the unfortunate decision to drink some passion fruit flavored moonshine I found in the back of my cabinet. It is truly horrific, but we’re going for it.
LeRoux, on the other hand, is all about those sugary sweet beverages, so she’ll be having one or three in preparation for the big show.
Also, let’s all pour one out for Renata’s sanity, y’all. She is 100% gonna set off those metal detectors at the courthouse and lose her ever lovin’ mind. And then everyone will be like, “She’s crazy.” She’s not, though. That’s just always how that stuff plays out. Life, or your idiot husband, piles a bunch of crap on you, acts nonchalant about it, and then one minor little thing sets you off. And you look like a lunatic. It’s happened to me. It’s happened to all of us.
So, we’re spending the day doing a little day drinkin’ for our girls because those are the relationships that matter the most.
If you’re looking for an actual drink recipe, try this one.
If you’re looking for a random concoction made by someone who, though not an expert, has maintained a consistent buzz for roughly seven years, try this one. It’s refreshing, delicious, easy, and does the trick.
Okay, byeeeeeee!
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