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I am digging this show. A lot. Like I said last week, I’m bummed I didn’t watch it sooner, but it’s also real cool to watch it all at once. So, let’s get into it, shall we?
The Echols. Y’all. That whole family is just the most. Logan is a total [insert word that rhymes with hat or cot, depending on where you’re from], however, I do feel a bit bad for him. His father is a handsome asshole. He abuses Logan and treats Mrs. Echols like hot garbage. Speaking of Mrs. Echols, she is either missing or dead, which is tragic, but the real tragedy is those lips, girl.
So, my favorite thing about this series of episodes is when Aaron Echols gets stabbed at his own Christmas party. The episode ends cliffhanger style and the brilliant writers took a few episodes to even touch base with the Echols because literally no one cares about A.A. Ron.
Episodes 108-115 really brought the questions.
Is Keith Mars Veronica’s father? Here’s the thing, he may not biologically be her father, but he’s her father. So, I don’t blame her for shredding the results. I was raised by someone who isn’t my biological father, it doesn’t matter. On the other hand, it is important to know if you’re making out with your brother, so there’s that.
Who really killed Lily Kane? Because it surely isn’t the man who confessed to doing it. Oh, BTW, he’s dying. So, he has nothing to lose and I bet he had something to gain for confessing. Not for him personally, because he’s as good as dead, but maybe he has family somewhere that got a boat load of money or something. I don’t know. That’s how questions work, y’all.
What the heck is up with Veronica’s mom? Why is she hiding? Also, girl, you’re married to Keith Mars. Tell him what’s up and he’ll fix it. He is the Ashley Marin of Veronica Mars; people should tell him everything.
Why and how is Logan’s sister even worse than he is? I enjoyed the Alyson Hannigan cameo; I didn’t care for her attitude.
Speaking of cameos, Blair Waldorf and Ben Wyatt in the same episode? Yes please. Except he turned out to be a huge creep. Other than that, it was great to see the both of them. Speaking of creepy, can we all agree that silk sheets are gross? This is not a Madonna video, sir. Get out of here with that. And also your predatory nature.
So, more questions leading up to the back end of the season. And I’m here for it. Here’s what I do know, Weevil is the best. I love that he is seventeen and the leader of a motorcycle gang. I don’t think that’s how it works in real life, but Neptune is not real life. Thank the gods because, if this weekend proved anything, real life is depressing, scary, and the pits. So, I’m going to keep it cute and watch more Veronica Mars.
Okay, byeeeeeeeee.
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