5 pretzels. Grab your three best birches; it’s time to call the corners. I love everything about this movie. It is the perfect angsty teenage witch movie. And it has a killer cast. Skeet Ulrich, always greasy, portrays Chris beautifully. Neve Campbell, Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk. It literally could not get better. Let’ pretend youContinue reading “The Craft”
Monthly Archives: October 2019
I Just Love the Smell of an Old Fashioned Nunnery, Don’t You?
Little Evil 3 Pretzels Have you ever wanted to see Adam Scott hit Sally Field with a 2×4? If the answer is yes, I am concerned…but pleased to report that I have just the movie recommendation for you. It’s a Netflix movie called Little Evil. Adam Scott plays a pretty darn normal guy named GaryContinue reading “I Just Love the Smell of an Old Fashioned Nunnery, Don’t You?”
Ladies, We Can Do Better
You guys, I love mysteries. I read them, I write them. I love them. So, I decided to give two of the big names in the genre Janet Evanovich and Donna Andrews. I was…underwhelmed and disappointed. Let’s begin with the problematic Janet Evanovich. I read, well, tried to read, Wicked Appetite. Wicked Appetite is setContinue reading “Ladies, We Can Do Better”
Arachnophobia: Jeff Daniels Has Got Jokes, Y’all
In which I discover arachnophobia is as funny as it is terrifying.
You Just Messed With the Wrong Virgin
The Final Girls 5 Fresh Pretzels Alright y’all, are you ready for the greatest horror comedy of all time? Yeah, you are. I adore this movie and watch it every year. I wanted to share it with you guys now so that you have a chance to watch before Halloween and, believe me, if youContinue reading “You Just Messed With the Wrong Virgin”
Guaranteed to Make You Say, “Meh”
In which we learn that, sometimes, having a pocket full of drugs is not a bad idea.
This Movie is Gonna Get You Wired Like a Crackhead Drinking a Redbull
Dance of the Dead 5 Pretzels Guys, I just discovered this movie and I’m in love with it. It’s funny, sweet, scary and has a smoking cover of ‘Shadows of the Night”. What more could you ask for in a horror comedy? At the beginning of the movie we meet a typical group of teens.Continue reading “This Movie is Gonna Get You Wired Like a Crackhead Drinking a Redbull”
A Kept Anonymous Woman
This week is two-fer. I didn’t care for either read, so I thought I’d double down so we can move on.
What We Do in the Shadows
5 Pretzels What We Do in the Shadows is an FX show based on the 2015 film of the same name. A documentary crew is tasked with filming the lives of four vampires and a familiar living in a house together. What We Do in the Shadows is hysterical and touches on all the vampireContinue reading “What We Do in the Shadows”
Ich Bin Ein JKF, Douchebag!
Presidents Day 3 Patriotic Pretzels Ok, you guys. I didn’t know this movie existed until like two days ago and when I found it I was filled with the warmest, fuzziest feeling of joy. If you’ve read our books, then you know I love me some ridiculous nonsense and Presidents Day is positively brimming withContinue reading “Ich Bin Ein JKF, Douchebag!”