Wunderbrow: Could I Even Survive Without It?

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No. The answer is no.

With Thanksgiving right around the corner, I thought I’d mention the few things I’m grateful for.

So, what is a Wunderbrow? Well, it’s an eyebrow filler that is top-notch. Typically, an intentional misspelling of a product name when it seems to serve no purpose is a hard no for me*. But, desperate for an eyebrow cure, I gave it a chance. Lookie here, I was born with massive, luxurious brow. Yes, brow. That bitch went all the way across. And then the ’90s happened. Thin brows were the business. So, I started waxing.

I went from Bert to Ernie with a quickness.

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Then, I became an adult and decided eyebrows are, you know, nice to have. I’ve tried pencils. I’ve tried serums that swore my brows would be fully back. Nothing worked. I mean, I have brows, but they are speckled with bald spots and that’s not a good look on anyone.

So, I decided to bite the bullet, get over my spelling hangups, and try Wunderbrow. You guys, it’s wunderful. It’s a gel that you apply to your brows to make them bolder and fill in those pesky thin spots. Here’s the thing, though, the shit does not budge once it dries. I was a little heavy handed the first go around and rocked the Frida Kahlo for a couple of days.

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^That is also my facial expression 99% of the time.

Anyway, any oil based cleanser will remove it. I didn’t have any because I am not a fully developed grown up. I got desperate and used a bit of coconut oil. It works perfectly and it’s what I still use. The Kahlo incident was three years ago and I still haven’t gotten around to ordering makeup remover. It’s who I am as a person and I make no apologies for it.

Wunderbrow comes in a variety of colors and you can order it on Amazon. In fact, I use the subscribe and save option and have it automatically delivered every few months.

*I fully realize our book series is called Turrible Seasons: An Ermahgerd Merstery, but that is because the lead character has a speech impediment, making the misspelling both necessary and hilarious. If you’d read them, you would know that. If you haven’t read them, please do. They’re a damn delight. Everyone says so.

Okay, guys, man, talking about things you like makes you feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. It’s weird.

Okay, byeeeeeeeee.
Smoky Lynx

Published by lynxandlerouxreview

Lynx is an amateur knitter, a cinnamon enthusiasts, and is a obsessed with reality television. LeRoux is a former merkin weaver and accountant. They very recently became a published authors. We love books. We devour them. We write them. Our intention with this blog is to feature debut authors and books with a heavy focus on mysteries. There are a lot of great books out there and we hope to help you find them.

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