January 2020 – Holland + Harper Productions

Oh Good…A Dance Break.

I also keep wondering what song I would perform if I met Zoey? What about my friends, family, that one woman at work who gives me the stink eye for no reason every time I see her? What would they sing? It’s a really fun game to play.

Dark Half: A Review

I saw some parallels to my own life. I have a “dark half”. Her name is Ryanne Harper and if she ever tries to come for me, she gonna get got.

You Can’t Start a Fire Without a Spark

It is also about denim. Lord, the denim. Anyone who knows me knows I am fond of a denim jacket. Javed somehow pulls off a jean, denim button up, and denim jacket combo. The trifecta of jeans. The holy trinity of denim. It’s glorious.

I Like Public Speaking But Not Necessarily Eulogies

So, if you’re not some kind of elitist who will only support orphans in some sort of sappy tragedy porn I totally suggest giving Everything is Gonna be Okay a shot. You’ll cry but you’ll also laugh and feel a whole lot lighter after every episode.

The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle

The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle is like if Agatha Christie and David Lynch teamed up and wrote a book. While dotted with several of the old mystery cliches, there is also an element of weird.

I’m Not Here to Make Friends. I’m Here to Make Crafts and Also Friends.

A winner is chosen from the many awesome crafts. Unfortunately, the least successful maker is sent home. But not really.

Catch and Kill: A Review

This is a story of powerful men doing horrific things and other men lying to protect them. It’s disgusting. It is also a fascinating read from a journalistic perspective.

Lemon, You Look Terrible and I Once Watched You Eat Oysters While You Had A Cold.

30 Rock 5 Pretzels Hey nerds. Look, you don’t need me to tell you that 30 Rock is awesome. All the hepcats have been knowing that for years. The thing is I love this show, but I haven’t rewatched it since it ended. Then people kept putting it on their best of the decade listsContinue reading “Lemon, You Look Terrible and I Once Watched You Eat Oysters While You Had A Cold.”

Queenie: A Review

4 Pretzels. Need a pretzel refresher? Here you go. Hello, hello, hello. I’m back to civilization, back to reading, and back to sharing my thoughts on those reads. So, let’s get started, shall we? A Synopsis: Queenie is a 25-year-old British woman of Jamaican decent. Up until very recently, she lived with her white boyfriend.Continue reading “Queenie: A Review”

Just the Thought of Lying Makes Me Puke

I feel like it’s best if you don’t go in knowing too much about the story. It is a mystery, after all, but the basic deal is this:
A very famous mystery writer is found dead the morning after his birthday party and it’s initially ruled a tragic suicide but then famed detective Benoit Blanc enters the scene. He’s kind of like if Foghorn Leghorn was a gentleman sleuth and he calls the family together to question them one by one about the events at said birthday party.