I’ve always thought that if I were to be a supernatural creature I would be a werewolf. I’m pale and nocturnal when given the opportunity but brooding isn’t my thing at all so I couldn’t be a vampire. And I couldn’t be a Creature From the Black Lagoon because I’m not a particularly strong swimmerContinue reading “If You Boil It For At Least 67 Minutes The Evil Cooks Right Out”
Monthly Archives: March 2021
Didn’t You Once Tell a Vampire to Eat a Dick?
Hey! I don’t know if you’ve noticed but it’s Spring! I freaking love Spring. I’m all energized and super happy. Manifesting stuff and cleaning and what not. It’s awesome. My Mom’s theories are generally pretty wack, right? But she does have this one theory that I think may hold water. It’s that whatever season youContinue reading “Didn’t You Once Tell a Vampire to Eat a Dick?”
Did Someone Forget to Turn Off the Burner?
So, my wish finally came true. Tina Burner was sent packin’. And I couldn’t be happier.
My Lovely Wife…is Maybe Not iSo Chill
Millicent and her husband have a great relationship. He’s a tennis pro, she’s a realtor, they and their two children are living the organic, grassfed, phone-free dinner life due to Millicent’s dope house management skills. She really is lovely. But, as you’ve probably guessed, things are not what they seem
Snatch Game, Doppelgangers, & (sigh) Tina Burner
Okay, so, I skipped last week’s review. Here’s the thing, I had a whole ass presentation to do on Neptune and had a final to do. Earth Science has been the bane of my existence for the last eight weeks. It’s been a lot, y’all. But it’s over. And I got an A. So, hereContinue reading “Snatch Game, Doppelgangers, & (sigh) Tina Burner”
Tom and Jerry Have Nothing on Lynx & LeRoux
Hullo! I was totally gonna write about the Tom and Jerry movie this week. See, I was fascinated with it. Chloe Grace Moretz is in it and she’s a really good actor, right? So I figured that this had to be a secretly cool and smart Tom and Jerry jam. I used my purloined HBOMaxContinue reading “Tom and Jerry Have Nothing on Lynx & LeRoux”
I Take Cave Hag as a Compliment!
Man, I love Adventure Time. It’s such a cool, fun cartoon and it teaches people all sorts of valuable lessons about life and acceptance and trauma. I wish cartoons like that had been around when I was a kid. Instead, I had Scooby Doo but really he just taught me the values of binge eatingContinue reading “I Take Cave Hag as a Compliment!”