5 Delicious, fresh out the oven pretzels What up, pumpkinheads? It’s been a minute, but I thought I’d pay tribute to what might be my favorite movie ever. I’ve watched it at least once every October, November, and December since I was eleven-years-old. So, a long time. And I’m probably low balling the number ofContinue reading “Nigthmare Before Christmas: A Love Story”
As it turns out, if you spot an orb outside, there are a couple of other orbsplanations available. So, let’s say you’re out just a wanderin’ around the woods one night and you see a glowing ball of light in the distance. It could be a one person rave, which is kind of sad but not life threatening.
Are you ready to get away from it all for the weekend? Trips to the lake or beach are expensive and a snore. You can do better than that. Have you ever wanted to visit an area where nightmares come to life?
Enola Homes 3 3/4 Pretzels Y’all know I’m a straight up sucker for a good mystery so I was enticed to watch Enola Holmes on Netflix this week. Had I known that they would cancel Glow, Teenage Bounty Hunters, and I Am Not OK With This just a few days later I would have usedContinue reading “Enola Way, Man!”
It’s hard to say which child discovered it first, but the kids in Terrell, TX began receiving gifts of candy. Someone would creep up to their windows at night while they were sleeping, close enough to just slip an arm in, and leave a piece of candy on their windowsill.
The Perfect Wife, Blake Pierce 3 kinda stale pretzels. I’ve been in a bit of reading funk, so I’ve been hitting up audiobooks on Hoopla. If Hoopla is available through your local library and you aren’t using it, what are you even doing? Hoopla is dope. Tons of ebook and audiobooks, and you get themContinue reading “The Perfect Wife. A Mediocre Book.”
5 Lexapro laced pretzels for this little gem. Uncle Stevie is back with a short story collection, possibly his best since Different Seasons. Let’s get into to it, shall we? Mr. Harrigan’s Phone Creepy ass old man pays a young boy not near enough money to tend his flower beds and read to him. ButContinue reading “If it Bleeds: A Review”
Look, it’s been a minute since we’ve written a blog. Honestly, between the wildfires, COVID, the BLM movement, murder hornets, cocaine pigs, and duck army, our opinions seemed, I don’t, super unimportant. But, we thought we’d check in and let our four loyal readers know what the hell we’ve been up to: Drag Race Look,Continue reading “Guess Who’s Back in the House”
Our publisher is pretty amazing. They’ve articulated out feelings about the current client perfectly. So, we’ve shared their words here. We’ve been silent for a while now. Partially because we’ve been doing a lot of listening, praying, and grieving. Mostly because words are very hard to find when you know they will never, ever beContinue reading “Virtues are not Opinions”
Okay, so, 2020 has been a…weird year. Really, the only bright spot has been Drag Race. Season 12 has ended, but guess what? Mama Ru has blessed us with an All Stars season right on the heels of Season 12. AND I AM HERE FOR IT. So, let’s meet our all stars, shall we? SheaContinue reading “All Stars Eleganza!”