Wynonna Earp 5 Pretzels Hey pals! I’ve been waiting to write this review for ages and lo, today is finally the day. All three seasons of Wynonna Earp are officially streaming on Netflix! What? You don’t know Wynonna Earp? It’s only one of the best and most fun genre shows on television. The basic lowdown isContinue reading “Curses, Canadians,and Cannibals!”
Would I live in a possibly haunted estate nestled in the English countryside? You bet your butt I would. I dream of the day I, too, can be a tortured soul roaming the halls of my too big house.
So, everyone is on edge and I, for one, would like to place 99.9% of the blame on Mary Louise because she is a garbage person who raised a monster.
Look, in my experience, if someone is weird about food, it’s best to cut and run. Let’s say, for example, you have a roommate who drinks milk with their spaghetti and puts grape jelly on their garlic bread.
Each time that loved one died on the very day that the ship was spotted. What possessed this pack of precognitive pirates to pop in and warn of the impending deaths and where have they been for the last 116 years?
Los Espookys 5 Pretzels Hey gang! Have you already finished season 3 of Stranger Things? Did it leave a monster shaped hole in your heart? I feel ya. If your craving some more creepy content I suggest Los Espookys. It’s a new HBO comedy and I knew from the moment that I saw the trailer that itContinue reading “Exorcism is Really A Boutique Business”
Told in Taylor Jenkins Reid’s unique interview style, Evelyn’s story begins in the ’50s. A young girl in Hells Kitchen, Evelyn vows to do what it takes to get to Hollywood and become a star. And she does.
Girl. That was the saddest tea party in the history of tea parties. Pathetic, truly. And trying to reason with Mary Louise is pointless. She’s going to sit there with her stupid hair, looking all timid, and then read you for filth.
Let the syrup cool because, if you don’t, you’ll melt your ice. Duh. #sciencebish
Hey Bookworms! Have y’all ever heard that old saying “The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and create a haunted lake?” Probably not. I just made it up but it certainly applies to Lake Lanier in Georgia. A bunch of government guys were hanging out one day in the early 50’sContinue reading “Come for the Boating. Stay Because You’re Dead.”