So, raise a glass to your grandparent’s, they earned it. Unless your grandpa is Grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. That guy is a dick.
Category Archives: Drink Reviews
Drinks with Lynx: Whatever the Hell You Want
Put the rest of the stuff in a shaker, shake. Sing Shake it Off by Taylor Swift while doing so. This is optional and really fun.
Dranks with Lynx: The Letterkenny Double Tap
And, if you wanna get fancy, invite some dumb, yet endearing, sports ball players, an inappropriate, yet lovable, bar tender, Bonnie McMurray, and an eccentric former preacher.
Drinks with Lynx: Gin & Juice
Look, for me, gin is a very seasonal drink. So, I’m trying to get all those gin drinks in before bourbon season. You feel me? Today, y’all, we’re sippin’ on gin and juice. Here’s what you need: Gin St. Germaine Grapefruit juice Oh, y’all thought we were having orange juice? No ma’am. We’re taking thisContinue reading “Drinks with Lynx: Gin & Juice”
Drinks with Lynx: Scarlet Letter
piked seltzers are light, refreshing, and perfect for summer time. I was leery of this one because it was created by a microbrewery in my hometown that mostly specializes in making things that taste simultaneously like burnt coffee, plants, and old oatmeal.
BLL Pregame: Madeline Margarita
If you’re looking for a random concoction made by someone who, though not an expert, has maintained a consistent buzz for roughly seven years, try this one. It’s refreshing, delicious, easy, and does the trick.
BLL Pregame: Three Fingers of Janeson
Look, in my experience, if someone is weird about food, it’s best to cut and run. Let’s say, for example, you have a roommate who drinks milk with their spaghetti and puts grape jelly on their garlic bread.
BLL Pregame: Calm the Hell Down
Let the syrup cool because, if you don’t, you’ll melt your ice. Duh. #sciencebish
BLL Pregame: The Mary Geez Louise This Woman is Hot Garbage
Tobacco dregs – old, crusty, probably still smells good. Kinda like Mary Louise. Hey, say what you will about her, but I bet the lady’s hygiene is on point.
BLL Pregame: The Renata Razzmatazz
1 Pretzel Look, it isn’t a good drink, or even a good idea, but it will most assuredly get the job done. Renata seems busy and also efficient. So, I imagine her drink to be just a glass full of gin with maybe a xanax backer. Or, if you’re feeling fancy, maybe crush it upContinue reading “BLL Pregame: The Renata Razzmatazz”