That Majestic Bitch Just Started Playing a Damn Pan Flute

Dolly Parton’s America 4 Pretzels You know who’s amazing? Just a straight up aces, stellar example of humanity? A living gotdamn legend? Dolly freaking Parton. I know it. You know it. The whole world knows it. She is rightfully beloved by men and women of all ages. Drag queens, conservatives, feminists, animals, even houseplants. IsContinue reading “That Majestic Bitch Just Started Playing a Damn Pan Flute”