I Know Who You Ate Last Summer

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. I guess? It’s what I’ve been led to believe by many an overly peppy Christmas song. I would tend to disagree but I’m in the minority. Hallmark has been airing Christmas movies since Halloween for heavens sake. And that’s fine. It’s whatever. I’m especially chill with itContinue reading “I Know Who You Ate Last Summer”

I Do Not Patronize Bunny Rabbits

What up, ghouls? As you may or may not know, we both LOVE Halloween. Like, love it, and there’s just too much Halloween themed pop culture to consume, so we celebrate the entire month of October. And why not? October’s dope. I’ve decided to do a mid-month review of all the Halloween-inspired stuff I’ve consumedContinue reading “I Do Not Patronize Bunny Rabbits”

New Name. Same Shenanigans.

Readers, we have recently made the decision to drop the pen names. Why? Because it’s really hard to maintain both your normal personality as well as a fake one you invented simply because you were pranking a friend. Well, holdup; that’s not the whole truth. A little background. When we first decided to write books,Continue reading “New Name. Same Shenanigans.”

I Wanna Go on the Gravitron Before it Gets All Pukey

Same, Mallory, same. Hello, friends. It’s been…a minute. But I’m back with a Cruel Summer breakdown. No, not the song. Although, I am a fan of both the Bananarama and the T Swift songs as well as the Ace of Base cover. All dope. But, no, I’m talkin’ about the Freeform series you can catchContinue reading “I Wanna Go on the Gravitron Before it Gets All Pukey”

Keep That Thing Away From Major Tom

Alright kids, first things first. This blog is just spattered with spoilers so if you haven’t watched the movie yet read at your own risk. I’m so truly impressed with what these movies are managing to do. If you told me some movies based on Fear Street were gonna revamp horror entirely I would haveContinue reading “Keep That Thing Away From Major Tom”

The Only Thing to Fear is Fear Street Itself. Also That Guy With an Ax

Hey, frens! I’m back, back, back like Michael Myers rising from the undead to talk about the new Fear Street movie trilogy on Netflix. Now, I know what you’re thinking, that sounds cheesy as hell. I thought so too but then I got bored and watched the first one and they’re really pretty darn good.Continue reading “The Only Thing to Fear is Fear Street Itself. Also That Guy With an Ax”

Sour: It’s Pretty Sweet

4.5 Pretzels – just some good, solid, fresh ass pretzels. You know the ones. A few days ago, a youth recommended that we listen to Olivia Rodrigo’s album, Sour. To clarify, we know this youth. We aren’t just hangin’ around young people in an effort to stay cool, or are we? Anyway, always slightly behind,Continue reading “Sour: It’s Pretty Sweet”