4.5 Pretzels – just some good, solid, fresh ass pretzels. You know the ones. A few days ago, a youth recommended that we listen to Olivia Rodrigo’s album, Sour. To clarify, we know this youth. We aren’t just hangin’ around young people in an effort to stay cool, or are we? Anyway, always slightly behind,Continue reading “Sour: It’s Pretty Sweet”
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Summer of Stevie: Get Into It
You guys, it’s that time of year again! Summer time is Stevie time, and I have gotten a jump start on it. First up, Carrie. That’s right. I started at the beginning. I’ve read a lot of Stephen King, but I’ve never read his debut. The premise, I knew. Bullied telepath with a deranged motherContinue reading “Summer of Stevie: Get Into It”
From the Desk of E. Big Foote
Hey y’all. I’m taking a break from my nonsense this week to support and share the words of a good friend with regard to the new Hulu documentary Sasquatch. Open your ears and hear the truth. I’m sharing a letter to the public from my good homie Bigfoot below. Good evening my dudes. I wantContinue reading “From the Desk of E. Big Foote”
Freaky Friday, but Make it Worse
So, last week I got my second Covid vaccine and, while I was thrilled as hell to get it, it knocked me on my ass. Straight laid me out. Last Saturday, I spent the whole day on the couch. I spent that time wisely, of course, I binge-watched an entire season of City on theContinue reading “Freaky Friday, but Make it Worse”
Hopelessly Devoted To Goo
Henlo frens! Sorry this blog is a little late but I was having trouble figuring out what I wanted to write about. I watched this very, very cute documentary called Babies this week which made me smile like an idiot but that’s for me. A couple of days ago I was aimlessly looking around forContinue reading “Hopelessly Devoted To Goo”
Are You Feeling Lucky?
Drag Race S13, E14 Our top four is back and are tasked with helping Mama Ru make her new music video. Our gals had to write their own verse, lay down their track, and learn choreography from the great Jamal Sims. I’d like to take a moment to fangirl over Jamal. First of all, he’sContinue reading “Are You Feeling Lucky?”
You’ll (Nain) Rouge the Day You Ever Crossed Me!
Have you ever heard that famous saying “Don’t start none, won’t be none”? I can’t remember who first said it. Probably Confuscius or Kim Kardashian or some other wise soul. The point is, that saying is very much the motto of a little French hobgoblin called Nain Rouge. He’s a petite gentleman about 2 orContinue reading “You’ll (Nain) Rouge the Day You Ever Crossed Me!”
Horowitz, You Clever Bastard
Y’all, Anthony Horowitz is a puzzle master. He is the Will Shortz of the mystery novel. His new book is out – it’s been out for a minute, but your girl is behind – and it’s hella good. Moonflower Murders, Anthony Horowitz. 4 Glorious Pretzels. First of all, you need to read Magpie Murders first.Continue reading “Horowitz, You Clever Bastard”
It’s a Roast, Henny!
Drag Race S13,E12 & E13 We’re doubling down again this week because, well, I’m a slacker. Facts are facts, America. So, last week, we had a nice girl roast and, well friends, it wasn’t that great. Our honorees were none other than Nina West, Heidi N Closet, and Valentina. So, two nice gals and oneContinue reading “It’s a Roast, Henny!”
If You Boil It For At Least 67 Minutes The Evil Cooks Right Out
I’ve always thought that if I were to be a supernatural creature I would be a werewolf. I’m pale and nocturnal when given the opportunity but brooding isn’t my thing at all so I couldn’t be a vampire. And I couldn’t be a Creature From the Black Lagoon because I’m not a particularly strong swimmerContinue reading “If You Boil It For At Least 67 Minutes The Evil Cooks Right Out”