Hey! I don’t know if you’ve noticed but it’s Spring! I freaking love Spring. I’m all energized and super happy. Manifesting stuff and cleaning and what not. It’s awesome. My Mom’s theories are generally pretty wack, right? But she does have this one theory that I think may hold water. It’s that whatever season youContinue reading “Didn’t You Once Tell a Vampire to Eat a Dick?”
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Did Someone Forget to Turn Off the Burner?
So, my wish finally came true. Tina Burner was sent packin’. And I couldn’t be happier.
Tom and Jerry Have Nothing on Lynx & LeRoux
Hullo! I was totally gonna write about the Tom and Jerry movie this week. See, I was fascinated with it. Chloe Grace Moretz is in it and she’s a really good actor, right? So I figured that this had to be a secretly cool and smart Tom and Jerry jam. I used my purloined HBOMaxContinue reading “Tom and Jerry Have Nothing on Lynx & LeRoux”
I Take Cave Hag as a Compliment!
Man, I love Adventure Time. It’s such a cool, fun cartoon and it teaches people all sorts of valuable lessons about life and acceptance and trauma. I wish cartoons like that had been around when I was a kid. Instead, I had Scooby Doo but really he just taught me the values of binge eatingContinue reading “I Take Cave Hag as a Compliment!”
Damn, The Bobbsey Twins are Hardcore
So I’m going to yammer about the new Nancy Drew show again. It’s good, so good, and more people should watch it. I wish I could watch it with you, in fact. All curled up on the couch late at night getting the pants scared off me by by the various and sundry paranormal beingsContinue reading “Damn, The Bobbsey Twins are Hardcore”
Bossy Rossy: After Dark
I look forward to the reading challenge every season. It’s a chance for the queens to blow off some steam and be good-natured assholes to one another. You guys, this was the WORST reading challenge in Drag Race herstory.