Drag Race Eleganza: S12, E2

Premiere Part Two: Electric Boogaloo 5 Pretzels. It’s our favorite time of year, y’all.  A new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race is out and we are here for it. So, some shit has been revealed about miss Sherry Pie, so now we get to begin the season with a disclaimer. It’s a first, and moreContinue reading “Drag Race Eleganza: S12, E2”

Drag Race Eleganza: S12, E1

It’s our favorite time of year, y’all.  A new season of Rupaul’s Drag Race is out and we are here for it. 5 Pretzels. Okay, so, we’re doing the double premiere this season, which I love. You get to know the ladies a little better before someone gets sent packin’. So, let’s get into it,Continue reading “Drag Race Eleganza: S12, E1”

Dear Diary, Syd Novak is awesome.

I Am Not OK With This 5 Telekinetic Pretzels Hey y’all, I’ve been out of commission for a while now. We’ll get into the reasons later but I spent the last few weeks feeling like actual hell and there was very little that could make me smile. Then, along comes this show about an angstyContinue reading “Dear Diary, Syd Novak is awesome.”

Before We Were Yours: A Review

Before we were yours, we were someone else’s, ya’ dicks. 4 Pretzels Before We Were Yours was our book club pick for February. And, man, was it a doozy. A Synopsis: 1939 Rill lives on a shanty boat with her two parents, Briny and Queenie, and her four siblings, Camiella, Fern, Lark, and Gabion. They spendContinue reading “Before We Were Yours: A Review”

The Family Upstairs…is Actually a Cult

This book is full of twists and turns, conflicting stories, and belladonna. Read it. You won’t be disappointed. Unless you just love super boring books that aren’t at all about cults. 

Fun Age, Mediocre Read

Emira Tucker is a twenty-five-year-old babysitter. She has no plans for the future, and in a short time, she will lose her health insurance.
Emira babysits for the Chamberlain family. Mr. and Mrs. Chamberlain have two young girls, Briar and Catherine. Emira is tasked with caring for Briar while Mrs. Chamberlain works on writing her book. Easy peas, right?