Drink recipe – Holland + Harper Productions

Drinks with Lynx: Whatever the Hell You Want

Put the rest of the stuff in a shaker, shake. Sing Shake it Off by Taylor Swift while doing so. This is optional and really fun.

BLL Pregame: Madeline Margarita

If you’re looking for a random concoction made by someone who, though not an expert, has maintained a consistent buzz for roughly seven years, try this one. It’s refreshing, delicious, easy, and does the trick.

BLL Pregame: Three Fingers of Janeson

Look, in my experience, if someone is weird about food, it’s best to cut and run. Let’s say, for example, you have a roommate who drinks milk with their spaghetti and puts grape jelly on their garlic bread.

BLL Pregame: The Mary Geez Louise This Woman is Hot Garbage

Tobacco dregs – old, crusty, probably still smells good. Kinda like Mary Louise. Hey, say what you will about her, but I bet the lady’s hygiene is on point.