horror movies – Holland + Harper Productions

Guaranteed to Make You Say, “Meh”

In which we learn that, sometimes, having a pocket full of drugs is not a bad idea.

I Don’t Care What You Did Last Summer

2 Pretzels. Readers, I regret to inform you that I Know What You Did Last Summer just really isn’t that good. Look, I was just as scared as you were back in my teens, but rewatching it was like, meh. It could be that we live in a terrifying dumpster fire time so getting guttedContinue reading “I Don’t Care What You Did Last Summer”

Do You Get All Your Murder Weapons at Home Depot? God, You’re So Butch!

Jennifer’s Body 4 Gore Covered Pretzels A lot of people slept on this movie. Blame it on terrible marketing and critics who didn’t get it. Blame it on the media for getting offended that Megan Fox wasn’t content to be a sentient blow up doll and insisted on having actual opinions and wanting to beContinue reading “Do You Get All Your Murder Weapons at Home Depot? God, You’re So Butch!”

SIDNEY! AHHHHHHHH!

So, the killer terrorizes poor Drew Barrymore and asks her if she’d like to play a game. She 100% does not, but she goes along with it to save her boyfriend. To no avail. He dies. She dies. A lot of high school and their principal die.

If I Want Your Opinion I’ll Beat It Outta Ya

Elvira Mistress of the Dark 4 Pretzels Hey ghoul gang! It’s the first Friday of October and I would be remiss, nay, I would be a type 1 dweeb if I didn’t take the opportunity to shout out the breast horror hostess in the game. That’s right benches. I’m talking about Elvira Mistress of theContinue reading “If I Want Your Opinion I’ll Beat It Outta Ya”