I Don’t Care What You Did Last Summer

2 Pretzels. Readers, I regret to inform you that I Know What You Did Last Summer just really isn’t that good. Look, I was just as scared as you were back in my teens, but rewatching it was like, meh. It could be that we live in a terrifying dumpster fire time so getting guttedContinue reading “I Don’t Care What You Did Last Summer”

Do You Get All Your Murder Weapons at Home Depot? God, You’re So Butch!

Jennifer’s Body 4 Gore Covered Pretzels A lot of people slept on this movie. Blame it on terrible marketing and critics who didn’t get it. Blame it on the media for getting offended that Megan Fox wasn’t content to be a sentient blow up doll and insisted on having actual opinions and wanting to beContinue reading “Do You Get All Your Murder Weapons at Home Depot? God, You’re So Butch!”