nineties horror – Holland + Harper Productions

The Craft

5 pretzels. Grab your three best birches; it’s time to call the corners. I love everything about this movie. It is the perfect angsty teenage witch movie. And it has a killer cast. Skeet Ulrich, always greasy, portrays Chris beautifully. Neve Campbell, Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk. It literally could not get better. Let’ pretend youContinue reading “The Craft”

Arachnophobia: Jeff Daniels Has Got Jokes, Y’all

In which I discover arachnophobia is as funny as it is terrifying.

Guaranteed to Make You Say, “Meh”

In which we learn that, sometimes, having a pocket full of drugs is not a bad idea.

I Don’t Care What You Did Last Summer

2 Pretzels. Readers, I regret to inform you that I Know What You Did Last Summer just really isn’t that good. Look, I was just as scared as you were back in my teens, but rewatching it was like, meh. It could be that we live in a terrifying dumpster fire time so getting guttedContinue reading “I Don’t Care What You Did Last Summer”

SIDNEY! AHHHHHHHH!

So, the killer terrorizes poor Drew Barrymore and asks her if she’d like to play a game. She 100% does not, but she goes along with it to save her boyfriend. To no avail. He dies. She dies. A lot of high school and their principal die.