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Wait…Have I Been Micro Dosed?

Probably. It’s the only explanation. When I found out Hulu was adapting Liane Moriarty’s Nine Perfect Strangers, I was ecstatic. I immediately text all five of my friends to let them know. I am what you would call a Liane Moriarty Fan. Fan with a capital F. Fan as in I was going to getContinue reading “Wait…Have I Been Micro Dosed?”

I Wanna Go on the Gravitron Before it Gets All Pukey

Same, Mallory, same. Hello, friends. It’s been…a minute. But I’m back with a Cruel Summer breakdown. No, not the song. Although, I am a fan of both the Bananarama and the T Swift songs as well as the Ace of Base cover. All dope. But, no, I’m talkin’ about the Freeform series you can catchContinue reading “I Wanna Go on the Gravitron Before it Gets All Pukey”

It’s a Roast, Henny!

Drag Race S13,E12 & E13 We’re doubling down again this week because, well, I’m a slacker. Facts are facts, America. So, last week, we had a nice girl roast and, well friends, it wasn’t that great. Our honorees were none other than Nina West, Heidi N Closet, and Valentina. So, two nice gals and oneContinue reading “It’s a Roast, Henny!”

Life of Pi: A Review

“Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it, a jealous, possessive love that grabs at what it can.” Life of Pi 5 Pretzels Thanks to Tiger King, there’s been a lot of tiger talk on the socials lately. How about a tiger story that isn’t full of smarmy scumbags? This blogContinue reading “Life of Pi: A Review”

Just the Thought of Lying Makes Me Puke

I feel like it’s best if you don’t go in knowing too much about the story. It is a mystery, after all, but the basic deal is this:
A very famous mystery writer is found dead the morning after his birthday party and it’s initially ruled a tragic suicide but then famed detective Benoit Blanc enters the scene. He’s kind of like if Foghorn Leghorn was a gentleman sleuth and he calls the family together to question them one by one about the events at said birthday party.